By Durant Imboden

The islands of Mallorca, Ibiza, Menorca, and Formentera have attracted visitors and expatriates since prehistoric times. Thanks to a sunny Mediterranean climate, miles of beaches, beautiful scenery, and lively nightlife, the Balearics now draw more than 3.5 million British tourists annually – including the countless planeloads of English-speaking travellers who take advantage of low-cost charter flights and holiday packages from Britain.

Catalan
The native language of Barcelona, North-eastern Spain, and the Balearics is Catalan, which has local dialects called Mallorquin, Menorquin, and Ibiçenco. In practice, virtually all islanders speak Spanish, and most locals in the tourist business also understand English, so the only time you’ll need to deal with Catalan is when reading newer maps and road signs. In recent years, most Spanish names have been replaced by their Catalan equivalents. This isn’t a problem if you’re clever enough to translate Pollensa into Pollença and Mahón into Maó, but it does require good mental reflexes when you’re driving along at 30 m.p.h. and encounter a sign that doesn’t agree with your older map or guidebook.

Palma de Mallorca
With nearly a third of a million inhabitants, Palma is by far the largest city in the Balearics. It has an international airport, a ferry and cruise terminal, and plenty of things to see. For starters, visit the magnificent Cathedral with its slender pillars and soaring stained-glass windows. The Castell de Bellver, a 14th Century fortress overlooking the bay, is also worth a visit. But you’ll probably want to spend most of your time wandering through the mazelike shopping streets of the Old Town, stopping at the Banys Àrabs (Arab Baths) to see how the Moorish conquerors kept clean before en-suite facilities were invented.

S’Arenal
This resort strip along the Platja de Palma is Mallorca’s answer to Torremolinos or Waikiki. It’s pleasant enough, but not especially Mallorquin.
The biggest attraction (aside from cheap hotel packages and the beach) is Aquacity, a massive water park with pools, chutes, and slides that can thrill 3,500 bathers simultaneously.

Valldemossa
Few holidays have received as much publicity as the four months that pianist Frédéric Chopin and novelist George Sand spent in Valldemossa during the winter of 1839-1840. The sojourn resulted in a book, A Winter in Majorca, which has fuelled the local tourist industry for 160 years.
The town itself is pretty, and the monastery where the couple stayed has memorabilia of their visit. But during high season, the crowds of bus tourists may leave you feeling as sour as Chopin and Sand did after their chilly reception by the local peasants.

Deià
Robert Graves moved to Deià in 1930 and wrote two of his best-known books – I, Claudius and Claudius the God – while playing guru to an expatriate literary colony until the Spanish Civil War sent him packing in 1936. He returned after World War II and stayed until his death in 1985. Today, Deià – which remains as beautiful as ever – attracts foreign residents (among them, film star Michael Douglas) who are more likely to be well-heeled than bohemian.

Sóller
The best way to reach Sóller is to catch the 1912-vintage narrow-gauge train from Palma, which takes just over an hour to cover a scenic 18-mile route through farmland and mountain valleys. Once you’ve emerged from your wooden carriage in Sóller, you can explore the attractive town and its museums or catch an antique tram down to the Port de Sóller. From the harbour, an hour’s walk will lead you to the Cap Gros lighthouse and its scenic views, or you can take a boat trip along the coast.

Pollença
Just outside this handsome 800-year-old market town of 15,000 people, you’ll discover a fortified hilltop monastery where you can rent a cell for the night if you’re on a budget or need a break from worldly temptations. The Way of the Cross, a steep stone stairway leading up to a chapel on Cavalry Hill, is another religious attraction. If your tastes run toward the secular, you can snap photos of Sunday morning’s fruit and vegetable market or head for the Port de Pollença and its sandy beaches. The Cap de Formentor, Mallorca’s northernmost point, is just over a dozen miles away by car or excursion boat.

Cabrera
Hardly anyone lives on the “goat island” today, but it was once occupied by pirates and was a prisoner-of-war camp during the Napoleonic Wars. The island, which measures only four by three miles, is rich in wildlife and has been a national park since 1991. A daily tour boat covers the six-mile distance from the Colònia San Jordi on Mallorca.

Ciutat d’Eivissa
With a lighthouse in the harbour and a fortified old town, the Ibizan capital looks more quaint than trendy – until you step off the ferry and plunge into a lively menage of shops, art galleries, restaurants, gay bars, and other tourist businesses. The narrow streets of medieval Dalt Vila house the cathedral, a ruined castle, several museums, and upmarket shops; nightlife action is mostly in the port district of Sa Marina.

Maó
No, the name doesn’t refer to the late Chinese chairman; it’s Catalan for “Mahón,” the traditional Spanish name for Menorca’s port and largest town. The city, reputed to be the birthplace of mayonnaise (mahonesa), still bears traces of its British occupation after more than 200 years: both in the local dialect, which incorporates English words, and in the sash windows of the many Georgian-style houses. Allow time for a harbour cruise and a visit to the local gin distillery, which is another remnant of British rule.

     The Balearic Islands are easy to spot on a map of the Western Mediterranean. Mallorca, the largest of the islands at 1,400 square miles, is roughly 90 miles south-east of Barcelona and 120 miles east of Valencia, Spain. Ibiza and its satellite island of Formentera lie to the south-west; Menorca occupies the north-eastern corner of the archipelago.
     Although each has its distinctive character, the islands share the Catalan language and a culture that has been shaped by a succession of Carthaginian, Moorish, and Spanish, and even British occupiers over the last 2,700 years.

Mallorca: Mass Tourism and More
     The vast majority of tourists head for Mallorca, an easy two-hour flight from London. The island’s popularity isn’t surprising, because Mallorca offers something for everyone – from beaches to mountains to bucolic inland valleys, with accommodations that range from high-rise resort hotels to self-catering villas.
     Palma de Mallorca, the capital, is an attractive city of 320,000 with a splendid Gothic cathedral and a mazelike old town. Don’t miss the harbour, where you’re likely to see yachts, cruise ships, and the ferries that connect Mallorca to her sister islands and the mainland.
     Heading east along the Bay toward S’Arenal, you’ll encounter the Platja de Palma, a beach that extends for 3½ miles with a backdrop of hotels, restaurants, and night-clubs that cater to package tourists.
     A more appealing trip is the drive via Andratx to the north-west coast, past the terraced fields of Estellenchs and Banyalbufar to scenic Valldemossa. A few miles along the road lies Deià, long-time home of the novelist and poet Robert Graves.
     Continue up the coast to Sóller and its harbour resort, the Port de Sóller. This is one of the prettiest regions of Mallorca, with scenery that includes mountains, orange groves, and an attractive bay.

Sierra de Tramuntana, Mallorca

     The far northern reaches of the island are dominated by Pollença, an ancient market town long favoured by English visitors. Pay your respects to the British expat colony in the nearby Port de Pollença, then continue on to the Badia d’Alcúdia, a vast horseshoe bay whose best-known resort, the Port d’Alúdia, has become a Mecca for mass tourism in recent years.
     The eastern part of the island is mostly agricultural, with modern resorts dotting the coast. The German tourist enclave of Cala Rajada is worth a visit for the Artà caves, and the Coves del Drach (“Dragon’s Caves”) near Porto Cristo offer the kitschy spectacle of musicians performing in boats on Europe’s largest subterranean lake.
     Perhaps the most rewarding attraction in south-eastern Mallorca is the boat trip to Cabrera, a tiny island with a 14th Century fortress and abundant wildlife.
     If you have time, allow a day or two to explore Mallorca’s inland plain, where a number of old manor houses have been converted into luxury hotels and B&Bs in recent years. Olive trees, almond groves, and vineyards offer a pleasant break from the resort circuit – especially during February when the almond trees are in bloom.
     Finally, if you enjoy mysteries, the 23 Inspector Alvarez novels by British expatriate Roderic Jeffries offer a great way to become acquainted with Mallorca before your trip – or to jog memories of the island on a cold winter’s day back home.

Ibiza: The Party Island
     Eivissa, as the locals call their island, gets only one-fifth as many tourists as Mallorca does. That’s probably just as well, given the compactness of the island and the energy level of its visitors. Ibiza has been a haven for hippies and rock stars since the 1960s, and today it reigns as the rave and party capital of Southern Europe.
     The port town of Ciutat d’Eivissa (Ibiza City) is a convenient place to begin your sightseeing or immerse yourself in British and German club culture. It’s a short trip from the ciutat to the beach at Figueretes; other nearby beaches include Ses Salines and the nudist beach at Es Cavallet. (One section of the latter is a cruise zone for gays, who have flocked to Ibiza in recent years.)
     A few miles away, on the western coast of the island, the high-rise hotels of Sant Antoni de Portmany cater to package tourists in search of sun, drink, and sex.
     If the beach and club scene begins to pale, head for the Santa Eulalia or Ibiza’s quiet villages in the interior and along the northern coast. Boat rides are another option; check with the tourist office for schedules.

Formentera: Ibiza’s Offshore Retreat
     It’s only a four-mile trip across the water to Formentera, a bucolic island shared by farmers and youthful tourists. Nude swimming and sunbathing are the main attractions, with an increasing number of day-trippers joining the vacationers who have booked accommodation in the limited number of hostals. The island is small and flat, so rent a bike or moped and explore the many unspoiled beaches.

Menorca: Prehistory and Pastureland
     The green and gently rolling island of Menorca has a landscape that varies from sandy beaches to grassy meadows with stone walls that evoke images of Britain. Much of the terrain is dotted with rock mounds, T-shaped monoliths, and tombs that date back several thousand years.
     Maó is the island’s capital and main port. It lies three miles inland from the sea, at the end of a natural deepwater harbour that Britain fortified and used as a military base for much of the 18th Century.
     Ciutadella, at the western end of Menorca, is the former Moorish capital. A paved road connects the two towns, with smaller roads and tracks leading to modest villages, farms, and beach resorts. If you enjoy walking, you still can find unspoiled coves and beaches away from the summer crowds.

Before you Book
     The Balearic Islands provide a wealth of travel choices, from sun-sip-and-sin beach holidays to sightseeing, sailing, hiking and biking excursions, farm stays, and bird watching. When planning your trip or booking a holiday package, give careful thought to location and accommodations. A guidebook is a useful tool (I recommend The Rough Guides).

 

About the Author
Durant Imboden is a travel writer and novelist. He produces Europe for Visitors at http://europeforvisitors.com, and his most recent book is Buying Travel Services on the Internet. You can reach him at imboden@writing.org


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